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VOLUME I

Night One

WARNING: Do NOT look for sense in these poems. You have been warned.

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January 10, 2011

23: 45 pm

Uh. I am bored.

Nobody's awake.

So I'll pen this rhyme.

Just for my sake.

Do not mind.

If you cannot find.

A reason for this note.

Just carry on with your boat.

23:48

I know the last one sucked

But that's because my poems are completely fucked.

It's very obvious the following must happen..

All poets should have me eat a poisoned apple.

23:58

I'm trying to make more

But it's such a chore

Bah! Poetry is such a bore

This winter has made my throat sore.

January 11, 2011

00:20 am

Sometimes how I wonder

What had led to such a blunder?

Cinderella left her glass shoe..

Just out of the blue??

-----Interruption----

00:23

Ocean:

I am sitting on my chair

Isn't it unfair?

Donald duck gets the share..

Why do I even care?

00:24

Me:

It is your state

To take the bait

It could have been worse

Had it not been for the curse.

00:27

Ocean:

Here comes the nurse

Give her the purse

She wants to go surf

If you don't, she'll burp

00:29

Me:

Dude, you're so insecure

It is time you be assured

That my poems are so punk

That nothing could be more fucked.

00:32

Ocean:

Well, mine sucked more

Look at that whore

Even she looks a bore

Let's see what's next in your store.

00:34

Me:

To realize it is time

That I can make anything rhyme

I am the best at the fight

Yes, you might wanna take my life.

00:55

Ocean

Wait and watch as I shatter your pride

You'll leave your home on a camel ride

Brad Pitt's got a new wife

The day I died was the best day of my life.

00:57

Me:

You are such a cheater

You took the song and put it in a heater

The crime will make you pay dearly

Unless you state the reasons very clearly.

01:02

Ocean:

We can put the songs anywhere

It's a democratic country my dear

So, you better shut your mouth

Or go, settle in the south

01:03

Me:

You lowly being,

Are challenging my authority

You must already be seeing..

The scene of your platelets' minority..

01:13

Ocean:

My blood cells are normal

Yes, I do have friends who're abnormal

One of them loves playing with pencils

But the truth is, she deserves to wash utensils..

---End of Night One---