Les Poèms Lämes (Night Two)

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VOLUME I

Night Two

Here goes the Night Two of my amazingly awesome poems! 

January 12, 2011

00:15

Now the time has arrived

When my poems will be hyped

Teachers, students, parents alike

Will not be able to rhyme with pride

00:17

Today a special I’ve introduced

I will take requests from my fans

To let this be continued

I must not let my mind be unmute

00:21

Requests for poems

On their favorite topics

Or requests for silence

Which might or might not go unnoticed

00:25

Request by Srish, on Love:

Love, love oh love

Gosh! You’re such a stupid dove

Whatever has happened to my sense of humour?

Anyway, it’s time to woo her!

00:29

I dare, I challenge, I ask

Is there anyone as good with this task?

My mastery comes from within

The lovely beauty of my sin..

00:35

For Utk:

People are so moody..

They send a message..’dudeeyyy?’

Then they disappear forever and ever..

But the ever’s 2 dozen hours..

Yes, they’re that clever..

00:40

Les Poems Lames continue to rock!

Destroying all the lovers of pop!

Yo baby! Let’s hip and hop

Oh no! Run! There comes the cop.

00:48

It’s time for some appreciation

Ladies and gentlemen, some simplification

The world goes round and round..

But that couldn’t save it from californication..

01:09

Requested by Ashish, On himself:

The poet likes my creation

Ah! That sends me into elation!

His works continue to inspire me

The question never arises, to be or not to be?

The ‘gora chitta’ Bengali

Who can ever defeat Bernoulli

Can make you feel comfortable

In any situation that may or may not be imaginable.

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---End of Night Two---